Dizzy

Remember those sunny, fun-filled days when you were a kid? You could spend hours running around and playing games without a care in the world and with seemingly boundless energy. Remember when you used to play helicopters with your friends and everyone would spin and spin and spin for unnatural lengths of time until you fell down in heaps of giggles? Ah, those were the days.

Have you tried that recently – spinning around in circles? Do it.

See how long you last.

I’m going to guess five – six max – revolutions until you start to feel dizzy, you get a pain in your left brain and you think you’re going to puke. Ditto for running around in circles in the garden. Instant nauseousness.

It would appear it’s a kid thing only. A pathetically adult high centre of gravity maybe? Who knows.

But you have been warned.

Dizzy